Gists..... No Jonathan, No Sex!

Between 9ice and Ruggedman

This is another love-gone-sour relationship. Both musicians were buddies before 9ice’s separation from his wife, Toni Payne. But my issue is the fact that their feud is really overblown. Ruggedman, if you had nothing to do with Toni Payne, stop worrying yourself. I’m sure 9ice is not going through the best of times right now as far his relationship is concerned, and may not be willing to talk about it. Both of you should come together for another duet, rather hype a needless feud.

Ruggedman

9ice

Federal Government to Buy 3 Presidential Jets

The federal government is to spend the sum of $154 million on the acquisition of three presidential jets. The first one will be reportedly delivered in December, while the remaining two will be delivered by April next year.

Hmmmmm...... It amazes me how things get done quickly when it directly favours the government. If it was an issue that ‘fellow Nigerians’ would benefit, it would take forever to even decide what to do- bill argument and approval, committee set up, submission of committee’s report, then another round of argument for budget allocation, and before you know it, another election is around the corner!

Anyway, God dey!

No Jonathan, No Sex

I learnt a group of women have decided to go on ‘sex strike’ until President Jonathan declares his presidential ambition. This is really absurd! No sex? Who would die from lack of sex? Go on hunger strike, commit suicide, set yourselves ablaze or walk naked on major streets if you are really so passionate about your mission.

No sex ko, no sex ni! Another bunch of idiotic sycophants!!!!!

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Mercy Johnson Alleged Skin Wash

Again, I don’t want to believe that the flaunt-what-you-have actress, Mercy Johnson had a ‘skin wash’ in Germany as widely reported. Although I agree that her skin is always looking ‘dirty’, I think she has been able to build her fan base with her natural-and usually exaggerated- features.

Anyway, if it turns out to be true, I’d like to see the new, ‘clean’ Mercy Johnson.

Mercy Johnson